Found this at GeekAlerts.com. I am not affiliated with them, but I want this. And note bacon toothpaste, floss and soap at the end.
Maple Bacon Flavored Coffee
FEBRUARY 15, 2012
Geeks love bacon. (Doesn’t everybody?) We eat Bacon Treats, drink Bacon Beer, use Bacon Lip Balm, and even put Bacon Frosting on our cupcakes. Why not start the morning with someMaple Bacon Flavored Coffee? Even though bacon is delicious, it isn’t healthy to eat it everyday. However, with bacon flavored coffee, you can get that bacony taste without the fat, calories, and sodium.
This Maple Bacon flavored coffee is made with 100% gourmet Arabica coffee beans and fresh roasted in small batches the same day it ships. You’ll enjoy the sweet maple syrup flavor and bacony aroma as you also get the caffeine fix needed to start your day.
The delicious flavors of sweet maple syrup and the aroma of crisp country bacon combine in this Maple Bacon coffee brew to produce a taste you’ll jump out of bed for! Experience the ambiance of a charming maple farm with the fresh flavor of sugary sweet maple syrup. Maple Bacon flavored coffee will not disappoint those lovers of breakfast flavors! Made with the finest gourmet Arabica coffee beans, these flavors will only enhance what is already a spectacular stand-alone coffee. Our in-house Roastmaster will small batch roast these beans to perfection. A heat-sealed valve bag will ensure you the freshest Maple Bacon flavored coffee, which will be freshly roasted the day it ships. Enjoy!
Maple Bacon Flavored Coffee is available for $13.99 for a 1 lb. package in your choice of Whole Bean or Ground Coffee. It is an important part of an all bacon morning that includes bacon Toothpaste, Floss, and Soap.